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The Top 10 Slot
Secrets You Should Know (2 of 8)
As of last year, the average quarter
slot machine in Vegas paid out at just over eighty-eight percent,
while the average twenty-five dollar slot paid out at more that
ninety-six percent! The moral of the story: you must pick between
quality and quantity (of spins).
Secret Tip #8: Remember the last
line of #8.
We all want to be on the receiving
end of that big, fat Megabucks progressive jackpot, but that dream
is unobtainable for ninety-nine percent of us schmucks out there.
Most of us are happy to just win something when we play the slot
games. Given that fact, we would all do better to play those devices
with modest jackpots. Hit rates and jackpot size are inversely
proportional in the case of almost every casino in Las Vegas and
Atlantic City, and everywhere on the World Wide Web. Those big
progressive pots are really attractive, but they tend to pay out
only one big pot once in a blue moon, and mete out a few tiny prizes
every so often. That stash of millions is built by the machine
jealously hoarding the wagers of thrill seekers like you and I until
that one lucky stiff scoops it all up and retires to Cancun. So, by
all means, play the Megabucks – but don’t expect even a token payout
for your devotion. It’s pretty much “all or nothing” with these
machines.
Secret Tip #7: Slots don’t respect
deadlines.
The misconception that a given slot
machine is ever “due” to hit big is one that has been beaten to
death, yet refuses to give up the ghost.
Continue to part 3 here.
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