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Slot Review: Milk The Cash Cow

We don’t like to think overmuch about the realities of how a cow might possibly produce gold. It sounds silly, but when we realized that the mascot of Milk The Cash Cow was a bovine who had obviously been touched by King Midas, we started getting a bit concerned. The title graphic shows a very normal-looking heifer being milked by a comely farmhand, with heaping buckets of gold off to the side. Again – WHERE DOES THE GOLD COME FROM? Inquiring minds want to know. All silliness aside, Milk The Cash Cow is a quite decent online slot game of the “classic” variety. No thrills, no bonuses, just three reels and a BIG jackpot.

This online slot machine game is a three-reel, single-payline online slot machine offering by Rival. Coin values start at one cent and range to five dollars, with three coins allowed to be wagered at a time for a highest per-spin bet of fifteen dollars. We like the reasonable bets, and we REALLY like the ten thousand coin jackpot, which hits fifty thousand dollars when maxed out. With that chunk of change, you can afford to buy your own cow… if you have a place to put it.

The cow symbol is the jackpot symbol in Milk The Cash Cow – no surprise there. It is also wild, and can fill in for any other symbol in a winning combination. Buckets of gold and wads of cash are the other two paying symbols, along with the classic single, double, and triple BAR symbols. The lowing of cows as you play is an amusing touch. Overall, this is a mooo-ving slot game, one that we think you will enjoy.

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