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The hard-working topless dancers of the Glitter Gulch gentleman’s club will not be getting slot machines, despite their best efforts. The Vegas strip club has been angling for a license to operate a few coin-operated gambling machines and has officially been turned down by Nevada state authorities. The club had attempted to persuade gaming regulators that their establishment would be a great home for a few slots, but authorities had to disagree, given the strip club’s blemished record of drug abuse and sex for hire.

Undercover police reportedly visited the club twice on a covert basis, trying to feel out whether Glitter Gulch would be a good place to install the slot games. Unfortunately, both visits went awry – the cops were hit on by prostitutes during the first visit and solicited to buy illegal drugs on the second. The state gaming board held a meeting to discuss the topic of slots at the strip club, but voted against the idea when they heard about the illegal activities taking place there.

According to state gambling authorities, they will not give a slot license to any establishment that does not have a clean record. They said that they were already on the fence about giving slot games to Glitter Gulch, but the reports of unsavory activities taking place there simply sent them over the edge. The authorities did say that Glitter Gulch was free to reapply for permission to install the slot machines, if they cleaned up their act. For the sake of that large portion of the gambling population that enjoys both slot games and topless girls, we fervently hope that they do!

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