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Your Weekly Dose of
Superstition
Chicago radio host John Grochowski’s recently
explored yet another slot machine myth. Grochowski is the
much-respected host of “Beat the Odds Tips,” a gambling show that
airs three times a day Saturdays and Sundays on the WBBM-AM station.
Grochowski has authored several books about slots and gambling and
also writes a monthly, syndicated column.
Grochowski’s September column marveled at the irony of two concerned
slot players sending him mail complaining of their favorite slot
games being “fixed” – in two completely opposite directions! Slot
players are a relentlessly superstitious bunch, so this isn’t really
surprising. One player groused that casinos rigged the one-armed
bandits to pay out the most during the day, when the “idle rich”
(who don’t have jobs out of necessity) can take the time to play.
Because rich folks stand to bring in a lot of money to a gambling
establishment, this reader INSISTED that the logic held.
The same mailbag held a letter from a geriatric slot fan complaining
that the machines ALWAYS hit at night – when the young folks came
out to hit the clubs and have fun. This person groused that the
casinos were biased against the elderly.
Grochowski confirmed that neither of these could be true, because
gambling establishments are not permitted to change the payout
percentages of a slot machine at whim. In fact, the computer chip
controlling the statistical outcomes of a slot game can only be
changed out in the presence of a member of the state gambling
commission, who then seals the chip with security tape to prevent
tampering. It’s a complicated process, so the odds that casinos are
going through it on a daily basis are pretty much nil.
Back to September 2008 Archive.
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