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Slot Review: Princess Jewels

It was our initial gut instinct to say that Princess Jewels was one of the stupidest online slot titles that we have ever played… and that’s really saying something. On one hand, the development staff at Vegas Technology seems to think that all female players are trapped in the My Little Pony and Barbie stage of their development, and will obviously be enchanted by a slot machine that looks like a Bedazzler exploded all over it. On the other hand, this game has a one hundred thousand dollar maximum jackpot. Why exactly are some of the lamest online slots the ones that are worth the most money? One of these days, we swear that we will solve this conundrum.

Princess Jewels is a five-reel, nine-payline online slot machine. It is covered in pink, purple, and blue gemstones. If that sounds patently silly to you, please be assured that it is. If you can get past that, however, there is good money to be won here. If you can check your self-respect at the door, this could really be worth your while. Coin values range from one cent to ten dollars, with max coins of nine. There is a ten thousand coin jackpot. You have to bet the max coins (although not the highest coin value) to be eligible for the big prize.

The gemstones on the sparkly blue reels glimmer and light up when you make a winning combination. Yes, just like a toy made for little girls. There are also icons of a princess and a fairy godmother. There is also a bonus game in which you spin a wheel made up of even more glittering princess jewels in order to line up those of a similar type, while tinkly music plays.

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